Yes, you read that correctly… Benson is going on Craiglist. What you say? How can you sell such a sweet, handsome dog on Craigslist?
He PISSED on my couch!!!!
See... he can't even look me in the eye. He knows what he has done.
Don’t fret… I am asking a hefty price and making them promise to send me monthly pictures.
Oh, and I didn’t put that he is the smallest dog with the biggest attitude.
No, I didn’t advertise that not only has this sweet dog pissed on my couch… he has also shat and thrown up on my couch.
He has never eaten a hole in my wall or woken up my baby with his incessant barking. That would just be ludicrous.
This is the included picture… doesn’t he look like an angel???
Watch it buddy…the ad is written, all I have to do is hit that little post button.
XOXO Benny,
Mama T
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